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Friends cracking up at a house party
100% custom. 0% mercy.

Your homie talks too much. Time to end him on a beat.

No lyric skills needed. Just tell us what to roast him about. We turn it into the hardest-hitting diss track he's ever heard.

Roast your homie →
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2,000+homies roasted
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HOW IT WORKS

Three steps. Zero mercy.

1

Tell us the dirt

Dump everything. Bad spelling, random thoughts, half-sentences. All good.

2

Pick a style

Eminem, Kendrick, Morgan Wallen or Adele. Your homie, your beat.

3

Drop it on him

See the lyrics first. Get the finished track in about 24h and press play when he's in the room.

HEAR SOME ROASTS

Real tracks. Real victims.

PICK YOUR WEAPON

9 styles. One target.

REAL REACTIONS

Over 2,000 homies already roasted.

MAKE IT LAST FOREVER

Hang it on the wall.

Song on Spotify

Release on Spotify & Apple Music

Your song. Your artist name. Live on Spotify & Apple Music. We design the cover.

+$19.90
Acrylic song plaque

Acrylic Song Plaque

On an oak stand, with a QR code that plays the track.

+$19
Framed platinum record

Framed Platinum Record

Hangs on his wall forever. QR code plays the track.

+$49

Add-ons are optional and picked on the offer page.

THE CREW

The crew behind your roast.

The crew behind your roast

Not laughing? Full refund.

Full refund within 30 days. Free revisions always included. You see the lyrics before you pay.

FAQ

He's not gonna roast himself.

Takes about 3 minutes. See the lyrics before you pay.

Roast your homie →
Roast your homie →